recycledstarguts: Sweets is making fun of Booth for reading comics and drinking naked as soon as I can legally purchase alcohol (in 11 days 21 hours 16 minutes) I am never not going to be doing that i can legally buy alcohol in a couple days BOW TO MY WILL
I really need to stop sleeping with a pair of scissors in my bed. That would be a pretty interesting way to die though. Impaled by scissors while sleeping. Can people sleep suicide, like how I used to sleep walk? Has that ever happened?
roxinpunch replied to your post: I just don’t get how people are freaking out about… I was watching men’s swimming and the entire time I was thinking, “I bet the internet is sexualizing this right now.” And I tried to understand it and I couldn’t and I went through a brief moment when I was considering myself a lesbian. But the internet is wrong. I am not a lesbian. …Wait. What. i think i...
I just don’t get how people are freaking out about the men swimmers in the Olympics. I’ve had to spends years hanging around guys in speedos and it is not pleasant
The scene where Max Evans runs through the entire town without a shirt on covered in blood. FLAWLESS.
thank you priceline for letting me know that my flight has been delayed and freaking me out delayed by 9 minutes 9
[7/29/12 12:06:26 AM] Stefan Chin: i need a slave driver [7/29/12 12:06:37 AM] Stefan Chin: to whip me if i stop working [7/29/12 12:07:04 AM] Stefan Chin: maybe i should get married… [7/29/12 12:07:08 AM] Stefan Chin: ba-dum pSHHH
junderscore: brooksoglesby: so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
roxinpunch: sammich117: waverlys: monica-geller: i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because in one skating competition all of the other competitors fell over right before the finish line so the australian who was...
So I took a communications class and that obviously means that if we want this...– Alexi the Expert
amberandstuff: whenever I come up with an elaborate setup for a video I can’t come up with ay sort of topic or content or anything like right now I’m sitting in a extremely bubbly bubble bath in my bathing suit with a chocolate cigar in my mouth AND NOTHING TO SAAAY
I’ve had the most pathetic day. Please no one ever let me out of the house ever.
fundipp: So you might know I’m moving to a different country, and you might know I’m doing so completely and utterly broke. I made it so you can donate to my paypal. I’m doing everything I can to pay for things before I leave. My peace of mind would appreciate it! It is you guys and only you guys who keep me from prostitution
afraidofstarfish asked: M- A picture of the happiest day of your life
davidthestrange asked: L!
sarahmilan asked: F, G, J, W
A- A picture of yourself that you really like.
B- A picture of you and your best friends.
C- A picture of you and your siblings.
D- A picture where you're pretending to be happy.
E- A picture taken at school.
F- A picture of your role model.
G- A picture of your prized posesstion.
H- A picture of a time you wish you could go back to.
I- A picture of the person you are the closest with
J- A picture taken in the winter.
K- A picture taken with your school friends.
L- Your favorite picture.
M- A picture of the happiest day of your life
N- A picture with people you hangout with alot
O- A picture with someone deceased
P- A picture with cousins
Q- A picture with someone who wont judge you no matter what.
R- A picture where your genuinely really happy.
S- A picture at a party.
T- A picture of you in a dress/tie.
U- A picture of you doing something you love.
V- A picture of a group of old friends.
W- A picture of you and your longest friend.
X- A picture of you in a different state of mind.
Y- Any picture you want
Z- A Tumblr picture of you
So you might know I’m moving to a different country, and you might know I’m doing so completely and utterly broke. I made it so you can donate to my paypal. I’m doing everything I can to pay for things before I leave. My peace of mind would appreciate it!
SAD. SAD. GOOGLE VOICE PLEASE. ALL I WANT TO DO IS TEXT PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES. PLEASE. SAD.
I need somebody to scream “IT’LL BE OKAY! NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!” in my face at least 5 times a day
coyotelips asked: that time someone thought being followed by nanalew was cool
Anonymous asked: omg nanalew follows u ur so coooooooooool i am a jellyfish (jealous)
“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive....– Linguistics joke « The Diacritics
I miss so many people in that video =[
High School: Summarized
Chick-fil-A could be banned in Boston
roxinpunch: rightmowrey: verycunninglinguist: gaywrites: In spite of all the heat it’s taken this week for admitting an anti-gay position, Chick-fil-A is looking for locations in Boston - but it might not succeed. One spot the chain is considering for a restaurant location is near the Freedom Trail, associated with the American Revolution, but Mayor Thomas Menino says that spot won’t fly...
sorry i’m just moving to a really pretty city