pringles-and-picasso: Hi, Tumblr. We haven’t talked much lately. What’s happening? I finished Buffy today. Other than that there is nothing happening with me, but I bet your lives are more interesting. hey this sounds like me everyday
I’M SORRY I KNOW TOO MUCH JENSEN ACKLES I KNOW
i had a dream i got together with Suresh from Heroes i have no complaints
i don’t know what this shitty greek yogurt fad is but it can die literally tastes like shit
mulfordthedean: Why does everyone go to bed so early?
You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4 am. The heavier the...– Jeff Stuckel (via loveyourchaos)
internetrelationship: crushes are like dumb seeds that you plant in your dumb head and they either grow into like flowers or dumb ugly weeds or those corpse flowers idk the point is crushes are dumb
i can’t believe how off i was about the plot of Fringe
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
wait i take that back i don’t understand the phrase “girl crush” let me rephrase that i would take her out on dates and then have sex with her none of you are awake anyways
afraidofstarfish: Overall consensus is YES NAKED so I will keep that in mind FOR YOU, dear followers, know that I will not turn your dash into a nudist colony and only posted that for future reference. Thank you for being i’ve recently followed this blog with beautifully photographed naked people so i’ll join you on this naked adventure no more checking tumblr in public for...
Alexi Night: i need to start driving past banks and screaming "HE'S GOT A GUN"
Brianna: that could end REALLY badly
Alexi Night: THAT'S THE POINT
Alexi Night: i used to do that during school
Alexi Night: bad idea