June 2010
helloimthedoctor:
captaincardigan:
Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB
Maybe I need some rehab
I probably just need to sleep.
Hey look, this is about you.
The way we became friends is weird because I only wanted to ask you a question. XD You are not what I expected you to be and I have no clue how we became friends but I’m so glad we did because we like to fangirl over the same stuff. WOOP.
Darlin’, you are so sweet and talented and I wish I could live in your house because I think I would love it. And you’re just so chill and calming, it’d be...
I was going to be like Bri and show everything that I bought today but all the stuff I bought is stupid even though it makes me really happy and nobody would look at it anyway…
So imma tell you a story. There are these two ten-years-olds in this summer school class name Tyrell and Alexis. They are both super cute and I hope they both grow up to be as attractive as they are now. They’ve been in the same class since third grade. Alexis acts like he annoys her but when she calls him annoying she smiles and I hope they grow up together and stay best friends then get...
And stop being in college. Just stop. BABY COME BACK.
Oh hai 1 am
I didn’t see you there. I hope to see more of you when I don’t have to get up early.
OH HEY I CAN JUST WEAR TIGHTS. COOL.
But Bri, I keep scratching them up and I don’t know why.
I think I should start wearing pants again so I can stop scabing up my legs. They look horrible.
Still looking for my giant, bloody penis. T.T
WHY AM I SO BORING OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU...
smashingkeyboards:
fundipp:
(via smashingkeyboards)
I like how you post this while talking to us. ^.^
Excuse me, Alexi, you are so full of yourself. Why do you think I was talking to you? Am I not allowed to talk to other people now? GOSH.
But really, I don’t even care about not knowing what to say to you guys anymore. I just say whatever and hope you don’t hate me. This actually was...
WHY AM I SO BORING OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU...
(via smashingkeyboards)
I like how you post this while talking to us. ^.^
Okay so the only good thing about here
smashingkeyboards:
fundipp:
chinchou:
teshafuckingwhitlock:
iblamethedaleks:
teshafuckingwhitlock:
iblamethedaleks:
Don’t have to wait for Doctor Who
18 to drink
16 to have sex
Not that I plan on the last 2, but it’s nice to know I have the option.
You have to be 16 to have sex?
Yep.
…that’s a bunch of nonsense… So you’re saying, if a pregnant fourteen year old girl walked...
Okay so the only good thing about here
chinchou:
teshafuckingwhitlock:
iblamethedaleks:
teshafuckingwhitlock:
iblamethedaleks:
Don’t have to wait for Doctor Who
18 to drink
16 to have sex
Not that I plan on the last 2, but it’s nice to know I have the option.
You have to be 16 to have sex?
Yep.
…that’s a bunch of nonsense… So you’re saying, if a pregnant fourteen year old girl walked into class, she’d be taken to...
British [x] You drink a lot of tea. [x] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.” [x] Fish and Chips are yummy. [x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [x] Its football…not soccer. Total: 7
Australian [ ] You...
Cute nerd is sooo cute
Why does he have to live on the other side of the world??? T.T
I finished Hamlet (Ten, you are the most amazing person on this earth) and solved a rubik’s cube three times. I never finished those letters GAHHH *hits self on head* I’m still not tired but I feel like I should be asleep. GOOD MORNING.
#6 — A letter to a stranger.
So, wait, to like a person who I know just never talked to? Or a complete stranger? What is this crap.
Hi person I’ve never met,
I most likely don’t like you. Let’s talk so I can know if I truly don’t like you or if you’re an awesome person. Sweet.
#5 — A letter to your dreams.
WASSUP DREAMZ?
Are these realistic ones or not? Because I have no idea what my realistic ones are. I kind of want to go to college and have I job I enjoy. Or never have to work at all, that’d be cool.
And for those unrealistic ones, can I be a wizard? Go to Hogwarts? Have one of those ridiculous fictional relationships where they live happily ever after? Cool.
AND PLEASE HELP ME SOLVE THIS...
#4 — A letter to your sibling (or closest...
I’m changing these to numbers because I’m doing it just because I’m bored and not following the 30 day rule. XD
Hey Kira,
So we’re pretty much the complete opposites of each other. You are also considered the “bad” child. Bahahahaa. We talk all the time and are practically best friends, so you know the rest.
I just got off the phone with you and you’re bringing home a rubik’s...
Day 3 — A letter to your parents.
Dear mom,
I like it when you’re nice to me.
Dear dad,
When you were a part of my life you were wonderful. You took me to Quiznos, you were the reason we traveled so much, I thought you were super cool because you use to be in a band and could play like 3925789 instruments. My taste in music is mainly your influence. I still have a picture of you in red skinny jeans when you were like 16. So...
Day 2 — A letter to your celebrity crush.
Hi Jim Sturgess/Wu Zun/Karen Gillan/David Tennant/John Barrowman/Jewel Staite/Summer Glau/ Stephen Colbert/Felicia Day/Neil Patrick Harris
You are looking mighty fine today.
Love,
Alexi
Day 1 — A letter to your Best Friend.
Hey Raquel,
You know the only reason I consider you my best friend? It’s because we’ve known you for so long and there was a point in my life (about two years) where all I would do is hang out with you. I’m the person who knows the most about you, which isn’t saying much because you are still very distant. I still love you with all my heart. You talk way too fast and way too much, you have no...
